Lord Provost
Prose In this fantastic parody by Evan Scott, Journalists were stunned when Barney Crockett made statements about his sordid lifestyle. LORD PROVOST OF ABERDEEN ACCEPTS HE MAY NEVER BE ABLE TO GET DRUNK AND SMOKE WEED AGAIN ABERDEEN LORD PROVOST SAYS HE HAS ‘TOO MUCH TO DO’ James ‘Barney’ Crockett, the Lord Provost of Aberdeen, …